Muff Divers Scooter Club
Stafford

About The Muff Divers

The Muff Divers Scooter Club - how, when and where?
MUFF DIVERS SCOOTER CLUB - 'NO MUFF TOO TUFF'

Back in the day when we had only four channels on the TV, and a mobile phone was attached to a battery the size of a house brick, six scooter riding friends decided to establish the Muff Divers Scooter Club. Its 1986 and founder members; Martin 'Baggy' Bagnall, Mark 'Frizz' Brazier, Jim 'SatNav' Munro, Gaz Fuller, Steve Harrison (RIP) and Dan Burton were at a secret location somewhere in Stafford. Its not really a secret, truth is, in the last 30 years, we have killed far too many brain cells to actually remember exactly where we were that day. So, the reason we created the Muff Divers? Well, that was because some of the gang had ruffled a few feathers of the more established clubs in town, so back then, we were about as welcome as a beer fart in an overcrowded two man tent.
#getmuffed ;oP

  • fag breaks

    Amount of stops Mat 'Fag Break' Burton will take from Llandudno to Stafford

  • Captain Tickover

    The consistantly annoying speed Baggy will ride at.. At all times!

  • where's satnav

    The amount of times Jim 'SatNav' Munro will take a wrong turn on a straight road

  • I'm on my way

    Out of 100, how many times will Dan 'On My Way' Burton be late

Who are we?

Say hello to some of the Muff Divers Scooter Club!
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Jim ‘SatNav’ Munro

Lost
Jim got his SatNav nickname quite recently, he’s never been the greatest point man, even the addition and help of a tom tom hasn’t helped his sense of direction! Have you ever wondered who those people are that ride in the opposite direction to you on the way to a rally.. thats SatNav, the man can get lost on a straight road!
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Martin ‘Baggy’ Bagnall

Ticking Over
Baggy, or Cpt Tickover to those that know him, is one of the most talented people you will ever come across. Baggy has this skill where he can sit at exactly 55mph, not hard? what if we told you, thats without a working speedo for the last 20 years! You can hear him from miles away sat exactly 1mm either side of tickover! Its quite remarkable!
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Mat ‘Fag Break’ Burton

Smoking
Mat has an extraordinary talent, he can pull over, roll a cigarette, and then smoke it before anyone he’s riding with has even removed their gloves! He will turn any unscheduled stop into a fag break and then insist we haven’t stopped for a ciggie for ages!

Official or unofficial, the fags will come out!
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Chris ‘Macca’ McCarroll

Dancing
There is nothing our man Macca enjoys more than a bit of Northern! Its always easy to find him, you can spot him from miles away, he’s that fella you see, going for it, right in the middle of the dance floor, singing along like the lead singer, arms out stretched with a look of a man who’s only a beer or two away from falling over! Thats Macca!
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Shawn ‘Gonch’ Bromley

Searching
Shawn is that fella you always see wandering round, staring at the floor, constantly checking his pockets with a confused look on his face. That’s because he will lose anything he puts in his pockets, especially after too many ciders! Never ask our man Gonch to look after anything for you.. you’ll never see it again!
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Mick ‘Mouse’ Dolman

Broken Down
Mick’s done ok recently, he’s not really had any major break down issues, not since switching from riding any long distances on his Lambretta’s over to his Vespa PX210! The only problem he has now is keeping it upright! He’s gone from breaking down to falling off! In spectacular fashion too! Get in there Micky boy!
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Dan ‘Chunk’ Burton

Late
Don’t trust Dan to be ready on time, ever! If he tells you he is on his way or, ‘out the door’, you can guarantee he isn’t, he lies like a cheap watch. He’ll say, ‘I’ll be there in 10 minutes’, which means he’ll be at least 30, if you’re lucky! The man will leave everything until the last minute, and then say he’s been ready for ages!

Photo Gallery

Some photos from the past and present

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